In this edition of Dumb Criminals, I decided to choose based on some of the spectacularly awesome mugshots that are out there on the web. You could probably spend years going through all of them, so here is just a sampling of some of the great ones that I found of women! Enjoy!
Let's start off with the woman who gave zero fucks: Tracy Mabb. She has possible one of the top 10 greatest mugshots of all time. She was arrested in Florida 2 years ago for peeling off her clothes on the South Dixie highway around 5:40pm. According to the report: "She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a “complete vulgar and indecent manner.”" The article jokes about how she must not have been taught how to expose her vagina in a polite and decent manner ;) The actual charge was "exposing sexual organs." I have heard of public indecency many times, but exposing sexual organs is definitely a new one haha. Tracy was asked to put her shirt back on, and instead of complying she responded with "I don't give a fuck." This sounds like a real winner to me. Attention whore of the year for sure, and an exemplary example of somebody who truly gives "zero fucks." Give it up for Tracy and her epic mugshot.
You can find the full article here: Naked Florida Woman Gets Arrested
You can view the original article here: Marsia Emanuel was all mouth and vagina
You can read the full story here: Woman in bra & panties can't elude police
You can find the original story here: Girl Scout Thin Mints Reported Stolen
You can find the original story here: Rochester Woman Charged
In case you have missed any of the previous awesomely spectacular Dumb Criminal Blogs you can find them there:
Christmas Gone Wrong: Dumb Criminal Part 5
Social Networking Gone Wrong: Dumb Criminals Part 4
Women on a Rampage: Dumb Criminals Part 3
Robbers at Their "Best": Dumb Criminals Part 2
Incriminating Themselves: Dumb Criminals Part 1