It's that time again, to watch some wonderful videos out in the midst of the youtube universe. I have been building up some for the last two months, so I hope that you enjoy what I have to share this evening! please comment any suggestions for future installments of Hilarious YouTube Videos :) Thank you!
James Franco was having such a hard time not laughing at Zach haha, I love the Lonely Island
For my southpatk fans :)
I never realized how hilarious two people staring at each other could be until I came across this, caution may contain spoilers if you haven't seen the Twilight movies yet
Hopefully you can realize that this is satire haha
This is the greatest trailer for Les Miserables of all time :)
In case you have missed the hilarity in previous blogs, you can check them out here:
This evening Dumb Criminals blog features women who were on some sort of a rampage. I hope you enjoy their special kind of crazy.
Let's begin by talking about Racquel Gonzalez, who allegedly assaulted her boyfriend for having an orgasm when she did not have one herself. I can see why she may have been angry about this if it seemed to be par for her sex life. However, I think that getting a new boyfriend would have probably been a better alternative. After the alleged sex incident Gonzalez was apparently scratching and hitting her boyfriend going for the eyes and nose. According to her boyfriend she has a troubled past and "goes off" on him all of the time. Seems to me that her boyfriend liked to live dangerously and maybe he shouldn't have been quite so selfish in bed. Luckily for him at least she didn;t go "Lorena Bobbit on his butt." My advice to her is to find a new man or maybe just a vibrating one and she won't have that problem anymore.
Now let's talk about some serious hatred for The Eagles or maybe it's just hatred for a roommate. Vernett Bader allegedly stabbed her roommate (also her ex boyfriend) for his refusal to stop listening to The Eagles. Bader was reportedly peacefully watching television and told her roommate to turn his music off. The roommate refused and continued to listen to the Eagles which understandably pushed Vernett to her limits. The roommate reports that Vernett came at him with a kitchen knife and after he wrestled it away from her she went back for another one while he locked himself in the bathroom for safety. Vernett alleges that she only stabbed her room mate in self defense as he was choking her. Without any visible marks on her neck Vernett's story didn't hold up in court.
We can't have dumb criminals without a little bit of drunken debauchery. In March a woman was charged with a DWI after trying to run from the cops in a child's toy truck. Of course this only occurred after she crashed into a mobile home and then thought she had found a new mode of transportation. Did I mention that the toy was battery operated? Kind of reminds me of a Southpark Car Chase with a battery operated car going for the border at around 5 mph and the cop cars still happen to crash and burn. But back to the topic at hand. Jamie Craft allegedly had on a white shirt with no pants or shoes... after crashing into a man's trailer she got into his son's Power Wheels truck and tried to drive away. Needless to say the breathalyzer reported that Craft had a BAC of .217 So she was definitely highly intoxicated at the time... Just goes to show that you should NEVER drink and drive.... especially in a Power Wheels truck.
Speaking of cars, let's talk about a Phoenix woman who attempted to steal a car but could not figure out how to work the transmission... Oh yeah it was an automatic. The most difficult of all transmissions..... A man was dropping his children off at a house and left his car running in the driveway. That's right the keys are in the ignition and the car is already turned on. The door is unlocked and waiting. So Jasmine Hernandez jumps at the opportunity and frantically starts trying to figure out how to put the car in drive (or maybe reverse). Either way she seems to be pushing on the gas pedal and turning on the lights and windshield wipers and not making any attempt to use the automatic gear shifter.... According to the police report Hernanez apparently was not aware that any cars were made without a column-mounted shifter. Unluckily Hernandez already had a warrant out for her arrest... Luckily it seems that no actual charges were filed in her botched attempt at car theft.
*Warning: The following story is somewhat graphic and disgusting, read at your own risk.
Of course we couldn't talk about raging dumb women criminals without any mention of the West Virgina woman who threatened 2 men at knife point to "go down on her." Melissa Williams was charged with assault and weapons charges after allegedly holding two men at knife point that refused her sexual demands at a hotel. Apparently Williams lived 4 rooms down from her estranged husband and decided to pay him and his friend a visit. During said visit she demanded that they "eat her pussy." Her estranged husband reportedly declined the invitation but his friend agreed to it and approached Williams. However, as he got closer he was met with a "horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Needless to say this caused him to change his mind. Melissa Williams then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police
report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your
fucking throat.” I really don't have anything more to add, I think that about sums it up haha.
Pandas! Some of the cutest creatures on the planet. I have always loved their black and white color and their huge huggable look. Their love for bamboo. How amazing their babies that they are so tiny when they are born and grow so quickly. Not only are pandas adorable, but they can also be hilarious. Here are some of my favorite funny things that are associated with Pandas! Enjoy!
First I want to start you off with the hilarious foreign commercial for panda cheese. Affectionately titled "Never Say No to Panda" I have watched this one many times throughout the last few years, and it is still great! My favorite part is the last one :)
Of course we can't talk about pandas without my mind going to South Park's Sexual Harassment Panda. In case you haven't had the pleasure of seeing him before, here is his introductory song and dance. *This video is on loop for 10 minutes, the actual song is only about 30 seconds, but was the only good quality copy I could find.
More of sexual harassment, and something I still say all the time. "That makes me a sad panda." Here is a short clip of some of it, please excuse the poor quality.
Of course this couldn't be about pandas without some of their adorable tendencies, here are some pandas playing on a chair swing and a slide.
I couldn't talk about the cuteness of pandas if I left out the adorable baby panda sneeze :)
Here is an adorable video of a momma and baby panda playing :)
Of course this blog wouldn't be complete without the panda cam! It is great to be able to watch the momma and the now one month old baby. It runs 24 hours, feel free to check it out, and don't get too addicted!
As I was watching The Hobbit last night, it made me think of the original cartoon version of the Hobbit that I had watched years ago when I was a child. Naturally this also made me think of the Lord of the Rings (LOTR) trilogy. Of course this also made me think of a specific Southpark episode, as well as an amazing video that got us through many hard times in Chinese class, affectionately called: "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard." To this day, it will never be as funny as it was when I was watching it with my classmates, but it still makes me laugh and fondly think of them. I thought it unjust to deprive the rest of the world who may have missed out on such humor. That is why for my blog tonight I have decided to share some of the: best of the best in terms of videos related to LOTR. Enjoy!
One of the greatest YouTube videos of all time
Here is the hilarity of the Honest Trailer for LOTR
You can find the full South Park episode of Return of the Fellowship of the Ring here:
