Spectacular Female Mugshots: Dumb Criminals Part 6

In this edition of Dumb Criminals, I decided to choose based on some of the spectacularly awesome mugshots that are out there on the web.  You could probably spend years going through all of them, so here is just a sampling of some of the great ones that I found of women!  Enjoy!


Let's start off with the woman who gave zero fucks: Tracy Mabb.  She has possible one of the top 10 greatest mugshots of all time.  She was arrested in Florida 2 years ago for peeling off her clothes on the South Dixie highway around 5:40pm.  According to the report: "She pulled her long shirt up in front of drivers and pedestrians and exposed her entire body, including her breasts, vagina and buttocks, in a “complete vulgar and indecent manner.”"  The article jokes about how she must not have been taught how to expose her vagina in a polite and decent manner ;)  The actual charge was "exposing sexual organs."  I have heard of public indecency many times, but exposing sexual organs is definitely a new one haha.  Tracy was asked to put her shirt back on, and instead of complying she responded with "I don't give a fuck."  This sounds like a real winner to me.  Attention whore of the year for sure, and an exemplary example of somebody who truly gives "zero fucks."  Give it up for Tracy and her epic mugshot. 

You can find the full article here: Naked Florida Woman Gets Arrested

Let's move on to a perfectly great example of a mother showing her child what NOT to do when they grow up; Marsia Emanuel.  Marsia allegedly hailed a school bus that was transporting her daughter and other students.  She boarded the bus, then after some yelling in a foreign language she beat the bus driver.  During police questioning she decided it would be a great idea to add some icing on the cake and pulled down her underwear.  Perhaps it was a last ditch effort to offer herself to get off with minimal charges.  Or perhaps it was her way of trying to say that she was only crazy because it was "that time of the month."  Either way, this woman was acting like a crazy person, and I am thankful that the crazy was able to spill over onto the mugshot for our viewing pleasure! 




You can view the original article here: Marsia Emanuel was all mouth and vagina

Next we come to a tragic story of somebody who watched a LOT of CSI, but didn't fully grasp the concepts.  Angela C. Ferranti was involved in a car crash and then fled the scene.  Police arrived at the scene and located a sandals and a pair of shorts.  Thanks to the tracking skills of a dog named "Kilo", Ferranti was located in a wooded area wearing only bra and panties.  She claimed that she stripped down to her underwear to avoid the ability of a dog to track her by scent.  She was arrested on charges of DUI, Drug paraphernalia, leaving the scene of an accident and no registration...  I guess maybe next time she will run a little further and cover her scent better...  Or she could just skip the drinking and driving and save herself the hassle.  You can't be too mad at her attempt though, because it left us with a great mugshot :)

You can read the full story here: Woman in bra & panties can't elude police

Now we come to a woman who had a serious love of Girl Scout cookies; thin mints to be exact.  Hersha C. Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after a fight with another woman over a box of Thin Mints...  In her defense it was probably the last box, and you just can't share Thin Mints, they are MUCH too delicious.  Howard was really feigning for some Thin Mints when she discovered that the cookies were *gasp* GONE!  According to police reports Hersha went into her roommate's room while she was sleeping and accused her of eating her cookies.  The roommate allegedly fed the cookies to Hersha's children when they were awake at 1am (oh no they will be Gremlins by morning).  The roommate offered to pay $10 for replacement of the cookies (that's WAY more than they originally cost, but nothing can cover the price of hunger for Thin Mints).  So of course Hersha refused and the arguing got physical which is when the roommate ran down the stairs being chased by Hersha who was brandishing a pair of scissors.  Instead of throwing the scissors at her like someone who was really angry, she instead opted to ditch the scissors and pick up a board (where the heck she got that from, no one will ever know) and instead struck the roommate while she was running (The board must have seemed more appropriate with it's longer reach and easier to hit a moving target with than the scissors).  In the kitchen the roommate ended up on the floor and was beaten by Hersha.  The roommate's husband got Hersha off of her (the roommate) while she made a mad dash outside.  Instead of stopping Hersha like any good husband would, Hersha instead was able to run outside and again beat the roommate...  this time with a sign.  Ok ok...  so did she rip the sign off of a pole, or was it just laying on the ground already, or maybe she magically picked it up in the house, just like the random board.  This story seems kind of fishy to me.  Maybe that roommate bitch shouldn't have fed her cookies to the kids...  Moral of the story...  Never touch a woman's Thin Mints....  This is one of those times were the saying "Bitches Be Crazy" is definitely appropriate!   However, once again we were rewarded with a winning mugshot!

You can find the original story here: Girl Scout Thin Mints Reported Stolen

The final mugshot of the night wraps up with a photo that is so spectacular that I will have to beg you to forgive me for the lack over interesting arrest story.  Arena Arnold, was charged with false impersonation after claiming to be a passenger in a crash.  She was in fact the driver of the crash, but after seeing her eyes, you may think that her claim of being a passenger could just be how she "sees" the road.  Ok ok that was mean, but I couldn't resist.  Enjoy the mugshot!



You can find the original story here: Rochester Woman Charged





In case you have missed any of the previous awesomely spectacular Dumb Criminal Blogs you can find them there:


Christmas Gone Wrong: Dumb Criminal Part 5

Social Networking Gone Wrong: Dumb Criminals Part 4

Women on a Rampage: Dumb Criminals Part 3

Robbers at Their "Best": Dumb Criminals Part 2

Incriminating Themselves: Dumb Criminals Part 1

Dumb Criminals Part 3: Women on a Rampage

This evening Dumb Criminals blog features women who were on some sort of a rampage.  I hope you enjoy their special kind of crazy. 

Let's begin by talking about Racquel Gonzalez, who allegedly assaulted her boyfriend for having an orgasm when she did not have one herself.  I can see why she may have been angry about this if it seemed to be par for her sex life.  However, I think that getting a new boyfriend would have probably been a better alternative.  After the alleged sex incident Gonzalez was apparently scratching and hitting her boyfriend going for the eyes and nose.  According to her boyfriend she has a troubled past and "goes off" on him all of the time.   Seems to me that her boyfriend liked to live dangerously and maybe he shouldn't have been quite so selfish in bed.  Luckily for him at least she didn;t go "Lorena Bobbit on his butt."  My advice to her is to find a new man or maybe just a vibrating one and she won't have that problem anymore.

Boyfriend assaulted for solitary orgasm

Now let's talk about some serious hatred for The Eagles or maybe it's just hatred for a roommate.  Vernett Bader allegedly stabbed her roommate (also her ex boyfriend) for his refusal to stop listening to The Eagles.  Bader was reportedly peacefully watching television and told her roommate to turn his music off.  The roommate refused and continued to listen to the Eagles which understandably pushed Vernett to her limits.  The roommate reports that Vernett came at him with a kitchen knife and after he wrestled it away from her she went back for another one while he locked himself in the bathroom for safety.  Vernett alleges that she only stabbed her room mate in self defense as he was choking her.  Without any visible marks on her neck Vernett's story didn't hold up in court.

Room mate stabbed over The Eagles

We can't have dumb criminals without a little bit of drunken debauchery.  In March a woman was charged with a DWI after trying to run from the cops in a child's toy truck.  Of course this only occurred after she crashed into a mobile home and then thought she had found a new mode of transportation.   Did I mention that the toy was battery operated?   Kind of reminds me of  a Southpark Car Chase with a battery operated car going for the border at around 5 mph and the cop cars still happen to crash and burn.   But back to the topic at hand.  Jamie Craft allegedly had on a white shirt with no pants or shoes...  after crashing into a man's trailer she got into his son's Power Wheels truck and tried to drive away.  Needless to say the breathalyzer reported that Craft had a BAC of .217  So she was definitely highly intoxicated at the time...  Just goes to show that you should NEVER drink and drive....  especially in a Power Wheels truck.

DWI in Power Wheels

Speaking of cars, let's talk about a Phoenix woman who attempted to steal a car but could not figure out how to work the transmission...  Oh yeah it was an automatic.  The most difficult of all transmissions.....  A man was dropping his children off at a house and left his car running in the driveway.  That's right the keys are in the ignition and the car is already turned on.  The door is unlocked and waiting.  So Jasmine Hernandez jumps at the opportunity and frantically starts trying to figure out how to put the car in drive (or maybe reverse).  Either way she seems to be pushing on the gas pedal and turning on the lights and windshield wipers and not making any attempt to use the automatic gear shifter....  According to the police report Hernanez apparently was not aware that any cars were made without a column-mounted shifter.  Unluckily Hernandez already had a warrant out for her arrest...  Luckily it seems that no actual charges were filed in her botched attempt at car theft. 

Would Be Car Theft Foiled By Own Stupidity

*Warning: The following story is somewhat graphic and disgusting, read at your own risk.

Of course we couldn't talk about raging dumb women criminals without any mention of the West Virgina woman who threatened 2 men at knife point to "go down on her."  Melissa Williams was charged with assault and weapons charges after allegedly holding two men at knife point that refused her sexual demands at a hotel.  Apparently Williams lived 4 rooms down from her estranged husband and decided to pay him and his friend a visit.  During said visit she demanded that they "eat her pussy."  Her estranged husband reportedly declined the invitation but his friend agreed to it and approached Williams.  However, as he got closer he was met with a "horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."  Needless to say this caused him to change his mind.  Melissa Williams then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”  I really don't have anything more to add, I think that about sums it up haha. 

Woman's Demands Go TOO Far